March 2012
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(face) rape
Me: If you continue to be this nice to me you're gonna get raped.
D.R.: Sounds good to me.
Me: Yeah, I probably meant to say face rape.
sex would be so good right now.
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The doctor makes house calls
I dont know why this is so funny
thatfunnyblog:
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Feed my ego
and I’ll feed yours.
“Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you...”
– Ralph Marston (via myquotelibrary)
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It's "insert whatever" day
Tumblr is blowing up about it being Self-Injury Awareness Day. But yesterday was World Rare Disease Awareness Day, and I didn’t see anything about it on Tumblr, and I only saw two posts on Facebook. Both of the posts were from family members of mine, because I have a cousin who had a rare form of cancer. He is almost one year cancer free, and will be 2 next week.
Statistically, one in five...
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I burned my ass in the tanner today
And I was just getting ready to blog about it.
When I got a text. A 6 page text from someone we’ll call OR. Basically begging me to be with him. I don’t know what to say, rejection is awful but dude…I am really really not interested.
FYI - Telling me sex isn’t your goal with me really doesn’t get you anywhere with me. If I like someone there will be a natural...
February 2012
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All Details Aside...
I sent Becky a picture of my ass this morning by mistake.
I’m just going to count my blessings that it was her and not…well pretty much anyone else.
Davey Jones from The Monkees died.
sad.
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Me and Tricia always get closer than usual when...
1 - Plotting someone’s demise. Don’t worry, if you don’t fuck with our lives we probably won’t fuck with yours.
2 - Strategically planning upgrades in our lives. We’re currently working on my upgrade(s), but she’s well aware that it will lead to upgrades for her as well.
I’m pretty sure we’ve both stopped sleeping again, and we started tanning...
“You folks that don’t smoke.
What do you do when you finish fucking, eat...”
– Redd Foxx (via fuckingruckus
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“Putting your dick in my face doesn’t make me wanna suck it.”
– Jenna Marbles
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Random
I took back bottles today, and was all responsible and healthy and bought organic food. Except the boneless hot wings I got from the deli.
Came to Trix’s, did my homework. Two more responsible points. Received an unexpected phone call from a very nice person. Laid in Trix’s bed (she says ‘I have sex right there’ and points to where I’m laying) and flirted on the...
I'd rather not go to work tomorrow.
fflowtan:
I wish that was a realistic possibility.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
